5 Reasons Why Halloweener’s Need Chiropractic

1.  Candy doesn’t give us much nutrition, so you better absorb all you can

2.  A Hallow Weiner is a subluxated weiner

3.  Ghosts don’t have spines, but zombies do

4.  Because the big kid on the block wants to steal your loot

5.  Eggs are developing chickens… and pumpkins are… well.. pumpkins